i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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