We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You made out with two different species that night
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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