Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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