He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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