I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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