it wasn't lemon gatorade
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
When did we convert life to cartoon?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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