Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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