So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse