Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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