oh god the rape fog is back!
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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