better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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