He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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