don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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