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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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