i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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