Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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