Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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