just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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