HIV tests are more positive than that guy
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The ass gains better be worth it
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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