i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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