she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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