i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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