Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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