so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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