We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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