So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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