just survived the first fart of the relationship.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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