Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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