I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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