ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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