Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
please come you make the beer taste better
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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