I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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