I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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