GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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