Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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