allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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