hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
tell me about the fingering
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