Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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