I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i think i just lost a toe
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....