The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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