It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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