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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.

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  I'm so proud, I have tears

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.

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  Typical.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

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