The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue