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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.

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• (631): View more from New York

  But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".

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  I am the king of creep.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I have surprise drugs for everyone

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• (805): View more from California

  I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.

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• (818): View more from California

  end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b

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• (212): View more from New York

  She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up

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• (858): View more from California

  who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off

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