she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.