it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
two words: eviction party
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I need a burrito and a hug.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun