I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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