Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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