He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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