allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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