Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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