HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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