Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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