I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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