She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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