Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I woke up under a house in Key West
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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