You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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