Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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