sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
as a side note pls kill me
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
